IC: Voicemail

[saiyan_prince]

This is Vegeta. Leave a message if it's important. Otherwise, don't waste my time.

[Beep!]

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[kingwithnocrown]

Vegeta~. It's Izaya. How are you settling into Vatheon?

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[saiyan_prince]

[What the fuck? Why is this guy messaging him out of nowhere? He's bored enough to respond, putting a filter on it so no one sees him actually socializing.]

Well enough. This place is... boring. I suppose the murder of that alien was entertaining, but I wasn't around to see it in person.

[If Vegeta were the type to put emotes, he'd put a sadface at that. No one would have been mad if he'd killed the attacker, after all!]

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[kingwithnocrown]

[Uh, cause this is Izaya, bro. Get used to it.]

Alien?? Nn?

OHH so I was gonna ask you asomething

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[saiyan_prince]

[There's a delay of a few minutes. He's waiting to be asked. Once he figures out it's not coming...]

Well?

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[kingwithnocrown]

So you're forcing Shizu-chan into getting stronger nn? By threatening the life of his most cherished~

are you really going to kill his most important person?

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[saiyan_prince]

If he doesn't improve. I need someone to fight, but he's useless to me if he can't control himself.

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[kingwithnocrown]

do you even *know* who his most special person is?

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[saiyan_prince]

[Vegeta laughs at this.]

I didn't, no. But after threatening him, he moved right in with them. It's fairly obvious, isn't it?

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[kingwithnocrown]

[.........

And now Izaya is cracking up.]

Oh God, you're a lot more resourceful and aware than the idiots that I usually deal with.

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[saiyan_prince]

Strength does not mean that one must be a fool.

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[kingwithnocrown]

It's not that. The people that I've dealt with before were even weaker than myself. I'm aware that strength has nothing to do with intelligence.

You'd just be surprised at people's inability to find out basic information.

If you do end up killing her, please let me know. I'd like to come for the show.

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[saiyan_prince]

Interesting. You told me not to kill him, but you're comfortable with me killing his friends?

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[kingwithnocrown]

I don't care. It's not like they won't come back to life a week later.

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[saiyan_prince]

[He's not sure about this just yet. Not that he minds an audience, but considering the general environment of Vatheon, it's quite unusual for someone to find killing entertaining. Is Izaya planning on stopping him if it happens?]

We'll see. You're an interesting human, but I'm not sure that you aren't trying to stop me just yet.

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[kingwithnocrown]

[He clearly doesn't know Izaya if he thinks that he'd actually do something like that.]

Fffthahaha trust me. I really wouldn't try and stop you on this one. Maybe if you tried killing Shizu-chan I would but nnn.

Anyway. Even if I did care enough to save her life, wouldn't it be pointless to try? Since I'm probably no match for you anyway

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[saiyan_prince]

[He's strange. The open admission of weakness isn't endearing, either.]

If it happens, I'll try to remember to tell you.

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[kingwithnocrown]

So considerate!! I like you Vegeta

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[saiyan_prince]

[He looks at the SFC incredulously before setting it aside to go out and do a little solo training. All that talk about killing... he wants a fight now.]

[0_0]

((Another test! o3o))

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[vulgarwoman]

[...Kami this took a while to write.]

Okay look, I didn't want to have to go to you for this but

[Ughhhh.]

I need your help. With a [some more delay before:]

tail problem.

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[saiyan_prince]

Tail problem? What exactly do you mean?

[Guess who hasn't checked the network this morning and has no idea that people are changing races left and right?]

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[vulgarwoman]

[DAMMIT now she has to draw this out.]

There's a new curse going on. People are changing into different things.

I have a tail, I'm ridiculously hungry and suddenly everything is a lot LOUDER.

[THERE, GOD.]

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[saiyan_prince]

So you're Saiyan, then.

[It would be a natural instinct for her to contact her prince if she were Saiyan. Full Saiyan, at least. He supposes that he should do his duties...]

I will bring some food. Try to not touch anything, you'll probably break it if you do.

[Oh, this is amusing.]